Happy Lunar New Year! Here’s a poster I drew in Adobe Illustrator!
Dicky and Li Bing Bing looked at the people talk about Shen Xiao Hai dealing with the enermies. Shen Xiao Hai should have been the emperor. Feng Jie hugged Nie Yuan. Nie Yuan told Feng Jie he didn’t lie to her but she was naive. Feng Jie hit Nie Yuan. The eunuch told Feng Jie she has to respect the majesty. Feng Jie bowed in front of Nie Yuan. Nie Yuan told Feng Jie she is officially the empress and he has to learn the rules. Dicky said it’s so cheesy and he needs to poke eyes. Nie Yuan told Dicky before he poke eyes, he needs to cute his tongue. Dicky teased FengJie that her husband is creepy and she needs to beware. Feng Jie told Nie Yuan that no only she needs to learn the rules of the palace. Dicky told Nie Yuan that girls dn’t have conscience and he shouldn’t marry. Nie Yuan said after the settlement of the war, he will marry Feng Jie. Dicky took Nie Yuan to a place.
Dicky took Nie Yuan to the brothel. The two prostitute flirted with Nie Yuan. Dicky told the prostitutes he’s nervous because he’s engaged. The prostitute massaged Dicky. Nie Yuan said he doesn’t worry because he has three thousand concubines. Dicky told Feng Jie that her mother said girls look prettiest before their wedding. The prostitute asked Nie Yuan if he is Dicky’s brother. Nie Yuan told Dicky he wanted a brother like him. Feng Jie plans to live with Nie Yuan for life. If she has a lover it’s alright; if she doesn’t have it it’s alright. Nie Yuan drinks and gives Dicky a stick for beating his concubines. Li Bing Bing rather be alone than not living with her lover. Nie Yuan told Dicky that his happiest time was hanging out with him and the students but now it is different. Dicky dropped his jade from the previous majesty and told Nie Yuan he has a feeling this is the last time they will drink and meet together.
The prince deals with Nie Yuan for settlement but he has to give him hundred thousand horses. The prince gave Nie Yuan another option by giving him a brush from his father and requesting him to make it shorter without breaking it. Nie Yuan said he can just bring a bigger brush then this brush will be smaller. The prince asked Nie Yuan to ask two servants which box the settlement document. One of them will tell the truth while the other one will lie. Dicky interrupted and said he can ask one of them where’s the document. The other person will tell. The majesty can ask a question that contradicts them. He is sure the settlement document is in both boxes. Nie Yuan said if he asked the person on the right where’s the document, the person on the left will give the opposite answer. So both of those documents are in the boxes. The prince is impressed at Dicky’s intelligence of solving his riddle. The prince settled the war with Nie Yuan. Dicky asked the prince a riddle about why the prince wouldn’t use one of his finger to play the harp. Nie Yuan invited the prince to the ceremony tonight. The prince promised Dicky he will solve the riddle tonight.
At the ceremony, Dicky told the prince that the riddle is simple and everyone knows it. The maid said it is because the finger belongs to the prince plays the harp and died. The prince’s brother accused Nie Yuan of murdering the prince. Dicky told Nie Yuan there’s a lot of suspicion in this case. Who would want to kill the prince or dare to kill the prince in the palace. How far can the intruder shoot an arrow? Dicky took the official and told the soldiers that he has a meeting with the prince’s brother. Dicky accused the soldier of killing the prince’s brother. Dicky and the official barged in the prince’s room. Dicky checked the prince’s body and discovered a scar on the prince’s finger and blood on the shirt. Shen Xiao Hai’s servant congratulates the prince’s brother that he almost becoming the king. Shen Xiao Hai’s maid told the prince’s brother that Shen Xiao Hai will give him the land after he becomes the king.
Nie Yuan got mad that the soldiers are being attacked. The official suggest Nie Yuan to leave the palace. Nie Yuan refuses. Dicky tells a story of a monk who haven’t taken a bath for three months. The monks feels disgusting and stayed away from him. Then there are rumors spreading. Dicky said there will be rumors of Nie Yuan running away. The palace is their home, where they could run. Lucky we still have a good emperor. If they die, then Dicky will be the first one dying in front of Nie Yuan. Nie Yuan and his troop goes to war with the prince’s brother. Shen Xiao Hai barge in the other majesty’s tent. Shen Xiao Hai pleaded the majesty to not overthrow the Ming. Shen Xiao Hai told the majesty they don’t have enough troop. Shen Xiao Hai settled with the prince’s brother. Li Bing Bing compliments Shen Xiao Hai as courageous to the monk. The prince’s brother gives Nie Yuan three days to hand out the murderer and give up his reign.
The official got mad. Ha Sang invited the official to a party. Ha Sang feels bad for the official being under Dicky. Ha Sang encouraged the official to rebel against Nie Yuan. Shen Xiao Hai’s two female assassins fought with Ha Sang’s troop. Ha Sang laughed at Shen Xiao Hai for using two females as spies. Shen Xiao Hai killed the female assassin using his sword. Shen Xiao Hai told Ha Sang he has thousands of troops. Ha Sang told Shen Xiao Hai he already poured poison on his sword. Shen Xiao Hai has a duel with Ha Sang. Ha Sang pointed a sword at Shen Xiao Hai and said he won’t kill him right now. The eunuch told Nie Yuan that Shen Xiao Hai hasn’t returned to the court last night.
Dicky came in the official’s house and want to lead him to the court. The official told Dicky he’s ill today. Dicky told the animal doctor to check up on the official. Dicky tied up the official and ran with the horse sedan chair. The people threw lettuces at the official. Dicky slapped the official. The official punched Dicky and told him he will cause him to fall down soon. Dicky asked the official to think why the people threw food at him. Dicky took the offical to his court. Ha Sang gets ready to go to war. Flashbacks of the official eat with the guards. The people bowed and thanked the official for helping them. The other official beat up the official and called him greedy. Dicky told the official he has changed. Dicky told the official he believes he has to help other people to make his life meaningful. If Nie Yuan wasn’t his student, he wouldn’t have helped him being the majesty. Dicky asked the official if he teaches his son to step on other. The official’s son told the official he came herE to find his past generous father.
Shen Xiao Hai sneaked in the camp and fought with the general and said he is smarter than him. The general told Shen Xiao Hai it was a plan all along to lure him so he can be a spy. Shen Xiao Hai chopped ooff Ha Sang’s head and ordered the troop to follow him. Shen Xiao Hai and the troops are on the way to the palace. THe official bowed and begged Nie Yuan to give him a dead sentence because he knows Shen Xiao Hai is rebelling. Dicky told Nie Yuan that ten fingers isn’t equal in sizes. Dicky suggests Nie Yuan to open the gate for Shen Xiao Hai to come. Dicky read the edict in front of the general to settle the war and he’ll promote him. Dicky told the general that he will die while another person will be the majesty. Does he want to fight or settle. The general got off the horse and his soldiers bowed in front of Dicky.
Nie Yuan forgives the three general but asked them to retire in the palace and give them ten thousand golds. Shen Xiao Hai brought the head of Ha Sang to Nie Yuan. Shen Xiao Hai told Nie Yuan he got rid of him for the world’s sake. Dicky teased Nie Yuan that he doesn’t fight about food and girls with Shen Xiao Hai. Shen Xiao Hai got mad his troop retreat because of Dicky. A third ranked official arrived in front of FengJi proposing to her. Feng Jie said she doesn’t know where Nie Yuan is but even if he is a small ranked official, she will still wait for him. The eunuch arrived giving Feng Jie the edict in the bird. Feng Jie read the letter that her dream has come true. He is the majesty. The eunuch read the edict of appointing Feng Jie as the queen. Nie Yuan lost the war for a month. Shen Xiao Hai suggests Nie Yuan to settle the war. Shen Xiao Hai requested Nie Yuan to let him lead the troop.
Demi God and Semi Devils 96
State of Divinity 96
Legend of Condor Heroes 94
Return of Condor Heroes 95
The servant told the monk’s son that the captain and his son failed during the war. The monk’s son plans to sacrifice one of his officials then promote him in a few months. The officials trembled and left. The monk told his son that it is karma. The monk told his son if he is brave, he should admit this mistake. The monk told his son it is his fault he didn’t take care of him to be a courageous person. The monk gave Dicky a jade to him and his son. The monk told Dicky that if he finds a girlfriend, he needs to be loyal. The official accused the monk’s son for using the wrong troops and showed Dicky a letter from the captain. Dicky said he needs some time to think. Nie Yuan came and said the the monk son is the one behind this and he locked him in prison. The monk begged Nie Yuan to spare his son’s life. Nie Yuan told Dicky that many troops are under the monk’s son. The monk sacrifice to be in prison for his son. Dicky and Li Bing Bing visited the monk. Dicky told the monk he will think of a way.
Li Bing Bing looked at the bill and thought of money could buy her good food and clothes. Dicky brought the monks to the other country’s general and gave them nine hundred golds to buy their trust. Dicky ate with the monk’s son and told him about the general who was the head of his father. The monk’s father took the blame for his head. Dicky told the monk’s son that is bravery. Li Bing Bing gave the monk a bowl of medicine. The monk’s son drinks with the monk. The monk’s son kneeled and apologized.
Ha Sang and the soldiers plan to rebel. The magistrate got mad and told his son the gambler to not see Dicky again. The gambler told his father he used to care for his father but has changed due to power of greed. He used to be spoiled but Dicky helped him. The magistrate slapped him. The gambler drinks with Dicky and Li Bing Bing. Dicky picked on the gambler’s father and the magistrates to dig the rock. The villagers picked on the magistrates.The magistrate carried some poop and dropped it. Dicky told him he will deduct his salary cut his post. Dicky told he maids to farm.
The magistrates begged Nie Yuan to let them leave. Dicky requested Nie Yuan to let the magistrates do chores with him for a few months to see how the commoners are suffering. Dicky borrowed Nie Yuan’s sword. Nie Yuan gave the four princes ten thousand taels. The magistrate ordered his magistrate to confront Dicky. Dicky used Nie Yuan’s sword and pushed off the magistrate’s hat and demoted him and told him to come tomorrow.
Dicky told the magistrates that he doesn’t have a uniform which means he’s a first ranked magistrate. Nie Yuan told Dicky to help him persuade the magistrates to be on his side. Dicky told the magistrates to gamble with him. Dicky brought the poor maids and asked them if they should supply the food for the soldiers. Dicky told the magistrates that the maid is poor but still agreed to supply food for the soldiers.
A guy tricked Li Bing Bing and the monk where the paint house is. The thief demanded some money from Li Bing Bing and the monk. The monk fought with the thief and fainted. The monk tried to rape Li Bing Bing. Li Bing Bing pushed the knife toward him .The thief asked Li Bing Bing if she’s Dicky’s friend. Li Bing Bing said they just know each other and not that close. The thief apologized and told Li Bing Bing he will lead her to Dicky. At the brothel, the ladies massaged Dicky. Dicky told Li Bing Bing they arrived so slow. The thief forced the edler man to tell him where’s Dicky’s parents. The thief said the elder man owes them money.The elder man wrote the direction to of Dicky’s parents. Dicky gambled with the magistrate to rank their post.
Li Bing Bing, the monk, and Dicky went to the monk’s son grave. Dicky took the monk to the magistrate and asked hi mto bring out the son of the monk. The monk teared up reuniting with his son. The monk criticizes the monk was a coward during the war but luckily the majesty spare his life. From then on, the monk drank and left his family. He’s been picked on by other people. The monk’s son showed the monk the scar on his arm due to his bravery during the war. The monk is a chicken and doesn’t deserve to be his father. The monk sighed if he is worthy of being a father. The monk’s son told the two magistrates that Dicky is just a commoner with no allies. The monk’s son ordered the two magistrates to tell the captains to go to another city. Six months later, Dicky won’t be fine.
Shen Xiao Hai plans to help the monk’s son against Nie Yuan. Then he’ll steal the throne from Nie Yuan. The next morning ,the soldiers told the two magistrate got diarrhea .The other two magistrates got into a cargo accident during the rain and went home resting. Dicky told Nie Yuan that he will let the magistrate beg him to let them come in three days.
The thief and Li Bing Bing spread rumors of the six magistrates owed Dicky money so they ran away from the palace. Li Bing Bing pretends to cry that Dicky has a plan to save the people but the magistrates left. The monk’s son took the guards to arrest Dicky. Li Bing Bing told the monk’s son that he didn’t accept Dicky’s help so there are plenty of victims. The people threw food at the monk’s son. The monk’s son told the monk not to appear in front of him again or he will behead him. Li Bing Bing got mad at Dicky for calling her dumb. Dicky asked Li Bing Bing why did the majesty sent him to find his son. Li Bing Bing said because he is handsome. Dicky wonder why the majesty trust him. Dicky told Li Bing Bing to eat diner with him so they can think. The monk showed his son the badge that Dicky gave him permission to have a high ranked captain. Dicky told the monk’s son that the monk was smart to retreat since he couldn’t win the war. Dicky told the monk’s son he wins arguments not because he’s a first ranked official but because he previously lost to him.